Guess I do not have to be worried that Internet shopping sites know a thing about me!
Delight Dad with a Gift That Shows You Know Him Well
-a drill
-“Men’s Grooming” items
-Kindle Fire
-“Sporty Dad” collection
-automotive hobbyist items
-“Treats for Dad” from Omaha Steaks
-“Go Play Golf” gift…
Real items would include:
-Dreggy fancy beer from Belgium
-T-shirts with dancing food items on them
-Orange sauce
-Magical ability to insert hyphen into all instances of “Moby Dick”
-Otter
Adventure Time - “I’m Just Your Problem” - Marceline The Vampire Queen (Olivia Olson)
That Olivia Olson has some serious pipes.
She not only voices Marceline’s speaking voice, but sings many of her awesome songs.
See also:
What the hell did Tumblr do to quotes to make them so massive and unreadable? I read somewhere that putting text/quotes in the image window will make all right with the world. Testing the text option.
This has been Cats Wearing Sweaters. You’re welcome.
I want to put a sweater on my cat…
schmendrick, you’re next
My favorite thing on the Internet. Besides Jim.
