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Guess I do not have to be worried that Internet shopping sites know a thing about me!
Delight Dad with a Gift That Shows You Know Him Well
-“Men’s Grooming” items
-“Sporty Dad” collection
-automotive hobbyist items
-“Treats for Dad” from Omaha Steaks
-“Go Play Golf” gift…
Real items would include:
-Dreggy fancy beer from Belgium
-T-shirts with dancing food items on them
-Magical ability to insert hyphen into all instances of “Moby Dick”
Ian grew some frogs from seed.
What the hell did Tumblr do to quotes to make them so massive and unreadable? I read somewhere that putting text/quotes in the image window will make all right with the world. Testing the text option.
We may win this year. We may lose it all. It is not going as well as we thought. Posterity, anyway, does not know everything. The simplest operations of life—voting in a booth, filling out returns, remembering whether or not one has just taken a pill—are very difficult. Jim leads an exemplary life, and I can’t cook. As is clear from the parking regulations, however, there are situations in which you are not entitled to stop.
— Renata Adler, Speedboat